This is where you can read about my sexual endeavors. Think of me as a Humboldt dwelling Carrie Bradshaw.
"Get naked and put on these knee-highs."
I had the best sex last night. Under the stars.
Last night I had a few. In a house. Floating on a pond. With a moon roof over head.
It was like a dream.
Women are delicious. In every way.
gotta love being on top.
“People won’t listen to you or take you seriously unless you’re an old white man, and since I’m an old white man I’m going to use that to help the people who need it.”
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